I heard that there's this guy named "Santa Claus" but I was a little skeptical so I thought I'd better be cautious about the whole thing. But I did decide to investigate. I started but checking it out on the net. When I Googled Santa Claus I got quite a few results. It seems that I'm not the only person who has heard of him. They say that he can fit down people's chimneys and that he brings presents to boys and girls all around the world but I don't know if anyone can do that. I have all kinds of energy myself but I don't think I could go all around the world!!!
Anyhow, I decided to check other places for research, since the internet can be unreliable (Dad taught me that). I turned on the box in the living room they call the TV. Santa was all over that too! He was mentioned in all kinds of shows and was even interviewed on the news. I don't know if this is legit or another fault of the liberal media but I'm on it. I decided to do old school research and hit the books--- well, Mom and Dad told me that hitting is wrong so I just read them instead. I read one book in particular that was called The Night Before Christmas and I found it really interesting. It must be some sort of prophecy or something because describes what is going to happen the night before Christmas...I tried cross-referencing this with Nostradamus but I didn't get anywhere with that.
Anyway, I think that this Santa guy might actually be real but there's only one way to find out. I'll have to see how many predictions from the book come true on the day before Christmas. I keep looking to see if Mama will be in her "kerchief" soon, but I guess I'll have to find out what that means first....
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