Potty Training???

So Momma and Daddy have started trying this new thing called "Potty Training" which is really confusing to me. I don't understand why the potty needs to be trained, I mean, it just sits there. Is it supposed to do something else? Anyways, they bought me a special seat to put on top of the toilet if I want to use it but I think it looks much better on Daddy's head don't you? It's a really cool hat.



So Memere gave me a book about potties and I love to read it. But you've got to be kidding me! You want me to do what where? Come on people, that's just gross! Anyhow, the deal is that if I sit on the potty I can have chocolate so I figured out a good plan. I don't have to actually GO potty to get the chocolate, I just sit for a minute or so. So that's what I do when I want chocolate. I think it works great but Daddy always makes that scowling face of his when I pull this trick. I thought he was supposed to be smarter than that!